Dickweed Review

Guess What Came in the Mail a Few Days Ago?

Remember the post I wrote the other day?  Well lo and behold, the creators of this luscious lacquer have smiled down upon us and have whipped up some more for the taking:)

Heaps of love and appreciation to Kristen, Valerie, and NeedSupply for restocking this classic.

Seriously, my bottle had one speedy pair of wings...

Think Jesse James... no, not name calling, let's be nice! We already forgave him here remember? -

I'm referring to Jesse James circa the "Motorcycle Mania" series when we were first introduced to the multi-iridescent paint jobs that wowed us by changing colors when viewed from different angles.  Remember how revolutionary the technique seemed back then?

via discovery.com

And now the innovative ladies at BleachBlack have captured and bottled such an entity 

so that beauty junkies around the world can get an affordable fix of this color changing phenomena.  

Lucky for us.

image via Needsupply.com

Think teal with hints of violet and tiny metallic fleck.

Think blue green and everything in between.

Think Emerald by night - changing just like an Orissa Alexandrite.

And who doesn't love a color changing Gem?

The Metallic was Highlighted on this Cloudy Day.

Was in the car waiting and captured a close-up of 

the Aqua Blue/Teal color in all its Glossy Glory.

Are you catching a glimpse of the Violet?

If you look at your nails at a certain angle while indoors, 

the color even transforms and gives the illusion of Black

I really wish that I could use words that would do Dickweed justice. 

Let's see, I can tell you that the first coat starts off sheer and you work up to this saturation. 

 I used 4 coats here.  It keeps a glossy shine so a top coat is not required. 

It glides on and dries quite nicely without bubbles.

A couple minutes after application, I touched my nail with lotion.  No problem, the 4th coat was already dry!

Throughout the day I would hit my nails against something, but No Nicks to speak of.

Washed everything from clothes to brushes and the polish powered through the first day.

Pretty impressive.

Overall, I give it a tried and true blue-green thumbs up. To fairly review the formula's longevity, I'll share that I  have been wearing it for 5 days and it's finally time for a redo, but I'm sure if I used all the fancy base and top coats from the salon, we'd still be in business for another week easily.

What can I say? There are few nail colors that really grab my attention like this one and even fewer that deliver the goods. 

 Lovin' Dickweed.

 xBRB

Nice and Naughty

Saw all sorts of excitement at the 
Chanel Runway Show in Saint-Tropez.  
Makes me want to ride off into the night like Justin Bobby and Audrina Patridge - well not really like them, but you get the idea...

image fr. Elle
But What to Wear?
Trying hard to see the positive side of getting my allowance cut off.  But it's pretty difficult when I could've worn the perfect outfit

Under the Sun...
First, I'd stop in to visit Bluefly
for some Bangles

Chamak by Priya Kakkar

A Carefree kind of Floaty Dress

Joie

The only Belt I'd be using
(Sadly no Seat belts Folks)

Fashion Focus

Some cute peek-a-boo I see you Lacy Boy Shorts

Topshop

Definitely a Messenger Bag just in case we had to stay the night somewhere;)

Endless

This Wrapped Flat Sandal would have to sit in the bag during the ride...

UO

 You said I had to wear Boots on the back of a motorcycle. Something to do with the melting of shoes on the tailpipe... Do these count?

Industry Wooden Wedge

Then ready for anything

Under the Moonlight

Charles David fr. Endless

...or these

...actually, these look like the right ones!

Images fr NeedSupply

 (except the Charles David Boots)

Hair: Medium to Long Sleek Ponytail or Haphazard Layered and Wax Styled

And in case you were wondering where my moto jacket is, 

It's right over here.

Errrrgg:( I just want ALL of this worse than Veruca wants an Oompahloompah.

Now! 

Window Shopping was Never My Strong Suit.

Must. Not. Shop. Online. Must. Maintain. Self. Control.

For now, I have to leave the computer before I stumble or tumble or get a little bird in my ear about something else that I really don't need but really, really, reallyreallyreally want.

Pouting, I know.

Speaking of which, what's on my pucker?  Oh yeah, let's talk about that!

Lancome's Valentine Rouge Absolu Lipstick (Discontinued - My Main Complaint w/ Lancome) 

 ...Pretty Bright, huh? Muah!

Well, in the daylight it's super fun and it's turning into like my favorite...cuz it makes me feel silly.

Trust me, it's better this way... 

 xBRB

Tardy to the Dickweed Party

Aquarium Blues

After a few months waxing and waning between taupe and vampy burgundies, I have started to mix it up with this aqua blue color by Sally Hansen.  You've probably seen it in posts recently.  Well the color is great, but you'd better wear a topcoat or it will chip, bubble, and struggle to stay on.  Even the brush annoys me. It's flat and fat.  It leaves streaks. It dries before you finish your coat.  It makes me sad.  In fact it is so crappy that I refuse to even show you a picture of the product.  I don't even want the sight of it on my blog.

I even passed up the Revlon Scented option because it had way too much yellow and seemed a bit greenish aqua instead of bluish.  I know, I know, what's the diff?  Remember how Crayola used to have Greenish-Blue and Bluish-Green and there wasn't really a difference?  Well, the Revlon color had a reflective yellow green iridescence.  This Sally Hansen had a shimmery aqua blue.  Difference is Revlon's formula is consistently quality and doesn't always need a topcoat if you're in a bind.  Apparently, Revlon had the exact color to this SH product last spring called "Blue Siren."  Nothing to cry over.

Moving on.

Who Feels Like A DickWeed Now?

My point is that I was blogging along and then I found something.  DICKWEED.  Yup, got your attention too didn't it?  And when I first hit the link, I was given the option to "Add it to My Bag."  I thought about whether it could be worth the price tag. Then I looked and saw the words "Out-Of-Stock."  Really?  In the eternal words of Chris Farley, "STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!"  It was like I was back in elementary school when Tommy M. threw a dodge ball at my head while simultaneously screaming, "THINK FAST!" 

needsupply.com

Could you just die?  Tragedy.

It's a damn shame too.  This color from BleachBlack was Pure Creative Genius.  Rumor has it the color is some sort of  beautiful beetle teal and indoors it looks dark green.  And I quote from the needsupply site:

"a striking hybrid of Japanese Beetle Green and Malachite Stones with a hint of Metallic Shine."

Apparently, it has been out since at least DECEMBER 2009.  Why in the world of consumerism did I have to even stumble upon the existence of such a Godsend? What's the moral of the story here?  "Live and Learn?" or "It wasn't meant to be."

Well, unless Kristin Reiter and Valerie Killeen get the urge to reproduce this for us =], I just may have to say it's, "S.O.L." and "Let it go."  At least there's still a chance to get some "JIZZ."  Thanks Rumi for pointing that out;)

And I definitely wouldn't worry if I were you because this innovative and forward thinking team is SURE to create something out of this world Soon;) Copy that?

xBRB